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Slipknot Sucks – Slipknot Equals Shit

Yes, Slipknot sucks and its definitely shit! Shit, but successful in financial meaning of that word. How could you seriously regard the band that looks like this:

They claim themselves as a metal band, but in fact they are cocksucker posers and cheap plagiarists with the hard rock sounding. Are you guys really going to be professional musicians or you are going to circus with your costumes?

And this is a typical Slipknot fan:

This shit reminds me something:

Gays?

Oh? Natural selection?

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Wal-mart Nation? – Wal-mart Sucks!

Why is a billionaire jackass corporation became so well hatred amongst Americans? Because it’s screwed up them all and it still continues to do that! Actually, like any business corporation in the US it makes its homework well.  Starting from the consumer continuing with the “cheap” employees and destroyed small businesses Walmart established its own black mark of destruction. Thanks sirs… may I suck your digs for that?


The official Walmart advertising solemnly proclaims: MADE IN USA! Made in USA? What exactly was made in USA you turd suckers? You mean Walmart? The corporation? LOL!  May I buy it?

Yes, it was made in USA, and it’s absolutely nothing than an assets of the corporation which is held by 1% of the American population and you are not one of them! Walmart is nothing than a corporation, the status on a paper, the legal entity-and fucking yes its made in the USA…

BUT NOT THE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!

So what? Why its so freaking cheap? Do you really believe that US made goods could be possible so outrageously cheap? The answer is simple-cheap ass products from China and cheap ass labor for 7$ per hour!

It destroys small business!

Yes it is! Use your logic, motherfucker – if your giant neighbor store is so successful, would anybody buy from you then? Isn’t simple formula? If you are dumb enough to not believe in that watch this:

Now, the typical reaction of the small business owners sounds like: “look out, Walmart is coming to our community!” So, now I know what means “high cost of the low prices”, year the high cost is our dismantling economy… but you don’t fucking worry,we still has that “low pierces”, boy! You still can buy a cheap Chinese plastic in Walmart and eat it!

Slave-Mart? Low wages?

Humping 12 hours 6/7 days for pennies just to pay for rent and a little bit to snack? Do you have any alternatives, especially if you are not speaking English well and the police is hunting for your “illegal” Hispanic ass? Sorry for intolerance, but that’s just so typical.. sad, but typical.

First of all, this is all about greed, and this is all about illegal immigrant labor, or at least desperate Americans who has no chances to find a job everywhere else. And that desperate position of the humiliated human being makes the corporation named Walmart so advanced. It’s like saying to society, exhaling death:

[blockquote_message]Be fucking poor enough to be enslaved in our labor and programs! Walmart-we are loving you![/blockquote_message]

Squeezing out on medical insurance?

Oh, my Lord Barrack Obama, I can’t afford Medicare, I can’t afford a medical insurance, what shall I do? Don’t fucking worry amigo, Wall-mart will fuck you directly in the ass so you will be charged with a new wave of opportunity to mop the floors and toilets on the maximal speed!  And I’m not talking about horror stories which you can find HERE

[blockquote]Just like in cartoons, my vision went blinding white then white stars speckled my vision for a good five seconds before I staggered to my feet.  I was in shock and started doing a zombie-shuffle back to my department, blood oozing from my scalp to my forehead.  Some form of management intercepted me and brought me to the back office.  I remember being sat down and thinking surely I was going to the hospital right up the road.  Literally, the hospital was five minutes away.  Instead of calling an ambulance, you know in case I had a concussion or worse, I was loaded into a manager’s personal car.[/blockquote]

Loaded into a manager’s personal car? For what for? To do a blow job? Is this a part of Walmart policy? Not yet, guys, but it will be.  The sense is clear – to not fucking pay for the medical insurance and social services, you know it is obligatory for an employer.

Stop fucking consuming like pigs!

Think about people starving all over the world, you are stinky bastards! Yeah, I’m talking to the middle ranged American consumer with PR -12 who created those corporations on their own ass. I’ve never seen a nation mutated so hard and desperate like American.

It “Free and cheap” for the masses! It turns out to transform the country into communism where you will have only one shop to buy there your favorite Chinese pork chops for fixed prices! Hurray, bitches!

It looks like a pig factory where you can get free, or a cheep food to be chopped up later. People who are eating shit are turning into a shit themselves! Remember, the greed creates monsters!

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Metallica Sucks?

Yes it is. Why? Try to listen this shit below.

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This shit is called St. Anger. Whoever created this album is a total dick-ass-shitloader. Look at the cover, it is a total rip off of the  Brazilian thrash band Sepultura!  Don’t worry, Metallica likes to plagiarize on other’s works.

“Sweet Amber”? Really? Lars Napster Ulrich was high setting the drum plates and tones on the “retard” mode, oh thank you Lars! Who knows, maybe he was playing with the hands in studio? What’s up with James Hetfield’s vocals? I mean, I know the old man is going to be fucked up on the throat with time but rapping?

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HE IS FUCKING RAPPING!

Limp MTV Bizkit has turned over in his grave. What the hell was just happened with the greatest metal band of the 80’s? I know what, they has totally sold out that was juts happened! Metallica just became a big franchise for Bob Rock and Rick Rubin. And it all started in 1991, so why we are still surprised in this shit?

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I don’t want to bitch about St. Anger album, about its nu metal sounding, non-thrash riffs, lack of the solos and fucked up drums anymore, because it has no value anymore. Metallica sucks cocks after “Reload” 1997 and it is the fact. Period.

Try to listen the next album Skunk… I’m sorry… Death Magnetic and you will be convinced completely. The last effort was made in 2008 has just proved that Metallica is spiritually dead. The DEATH magnetic is a dead material, the corpse of the thrash metal genre. Fuck this all! Thanks James and Lars and thank you Rick Rubin!

Shame on you Metallica!

[five-star-rating]

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Nostalgia Critic Sucks?

Hello I’m the prick out of nowhere, I remember it so you don’t have to! First of all, this statement has been said about myself, okay? I love Nostalgia Critic, BUT! There are always many, many butts!

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And the first butt from me is – why the intellectual online show has turned out to a low level  ranting and bitching around the same corners? Okay, we  can all understand the severe reality of online show business and competition, we can all  understand that now the Nostalgia Critic project became kinda of job and profit bag for Doug Walker, but why to be so biased towards the kids?

Care Bears reviews? Really? What’s about bitching about kid cartoons, did you mama don’t like it? Why don’t you, mister Nostalgia Critic wash your brain and start doing real professional reviews like you did it before with fucking Batman and  Robin, shitty Battlefield Earth and Schwarzenegger movies?

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We are the people of the… shit, it sounds more like constitution! We are the people of the NET, of the free mind want to see the real critique, but not the cheap rants.

You know, Nostalgia the difference between critique and fucking rants? If you do you better turn the name of you show to ANCN = angry nostalgia critic nerd to stand near you know whom and to be a cheap abortion of the mind.

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It looks like we are watching your same jokes about big lipped alligators and “to take over the world” stuff. And that had to be admissible if you were trying to make as much videos in row as it possible to create a fan base. But if you are already have it!?

WHAT THE FUCK?

You got a million fan base! Relax and instead of doing ten shitty rants do 5 or 3 professional quality reviews, it will be more progressive for you, so take that on consideration, you are lousy bastard! :)

Oh yea, and stop doing those comments on your own reviews, it looks silly, its like an opinion on your own opinion.

[five-star-rating]

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Nemesis

Oh, my God, they can shoot!

“Nemesis is a provocative sleek thriller… ” Really? Thriller is my ass! I bet this is more a post apocalyptic comedy than a thriller. Or should I say the world after the Terminator has pissed off! I know that the movie is kinda B action flick made urgently on a low budget hand like it always did Cannon Films, but could they all try a little bit better?

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Alright, first things last, what’s about the main hero’s problem? I mean I respect French people but his accent makes Van Damme look great! Seriously, how could it possibly be over-Frenched?

Now the movie opens with the monologue, that’s OK, that’s even fucking great when you see the indifferent face that even doesn’t want to talk to you.

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Oh, fuck this! Really? We have explosions in this movie? Now, I know what are you thinking, but no! I’m not going to crash Nemesis like a crazy critic, I can’t do that I’m just a dog. I’ll just complain about it a little bit. Moreover, I like kinda movie like that and I agree with the main concept believe me or not! And the only thing you cannot do with this movie is to review it seriously. I mean, come on, the cyborgs are taking over the post apocalyptic world, destroying the last people. Now make a pause here… Cyborg? No – Albert Pyun, stiff the lights.

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So, what makes this movie so goofy? Accents? Bleak acting? Bad writing? I think all of these. Sometimes, we see a smart camera position and locations, sometimes really outrage angels made by a student from Oklahoma. In one scene, you believe to your actor in the next he is just don give a fuck about all around. You have it all in the Nemesis, but does it makes a movie bad?

No! Coz it’s still entertaining! Don’t believe me? Check for yourself!

[five-star-rating]

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Cyborg

I like the death… I like the misery… I like this world!!!

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This is maybe the most underrated sci-fi movie of all times, and I can guess why… J.V.C.D. this man possible couldn’t be more cliched and libeled in 21st century because of his blunt and predictable performance in “B” action movies. Really, people, do we really need to judge that movie so harsh today just because of that actor?

This movie is a classic now, so it’s a MUS SEE for all stupid Transformer’s fans, because it’s made masterly even without freaking CGI effects and tons of cash. Yes its made raw, somewhere even cheap but does it mean for you anything? Do you really want ot go in papers and numbers here? Isn’t a movie is a form of art that has the atmosphere? And the Cyborg has it! Name me at least one recent movie that have such an atmosphere of doom and destruction?

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The horror begins from the opening Fender’s voice (oh, I forgot to mention that the names are derived from the guitar manufacturer’s labels), shares his deep philosophical thoughts about the collapsed world. And I’m serious now guys this can be America of the 21st century.

What makes that movie interesting? Look at the poster and you will see the main key of the movie-Fender (Vincent Klyn). This asshole is the most intimidating villain of all time, and I can proudly say I’ve never seen something like that before. His lines are simple, his emotions are bleak, but we can feel that evil spirit and energy from his movements and eyes.

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Another great thing about this movie is the fast changing zooms you can notice them, especially the Fender appears, that makes him even cooler!

The harsh reality and raw sets, tough and intimidating villains are just a half of the dark apocalyptic atmosphere. What do we forgot? The music! This is probably the best techno variation I ever heard, despite the first Terminator of course. The music, (or should I say techno opera?) fits great at the main picture, reflecting the cruel world and giving to the audience affect of something inevitable and doomed. If you still can find somewhere the Cyborg soundtrack CD, with no doubt  buy it!

[five-star-rating]

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