Double Dragon III

Probably the best NES video game of cooperate action and beat’em’up genre! The Double Dragon III, the hardest and badass son of the bitch!

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu

You should have to be already drunk enough to understand a gameplay of this freaking game. The controls are nuts!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage fucking mutant ninja turds… I’m sorry, turtles, is the shitiest variant for all assholes who has no brain in their dump cardboard heads! Really, why do the turtles can’t swim?

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

And who gives a shit about Rabbit now? The best way to check it out is to watch how James Rolfe exposes the son of the bitch himself!

All those official angry Nintendo game reviews you can find on cinemassacre and screwattack websites.