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Nostalgia Critic Sucks?

Hello I’m the prick out of nowhere, I remember it so you don’t have to! First of all, this statement has been said about myself, okay? I love Nostalgia Critic, BUT! There are always many, many butts!

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And the first butt from me is – why the intellectual online show has turned out to a low level  ranting and bitching around the same corners? Okay, we  can all understand the severe reality of online show business and competition, we can all  understand that now the Nostalgia Critic project became kinda of job and profit bag for Doug Walker, but why to be so biased towards the kids?

Care Bears reviews? Really? What’s about bitching about kid cartoons, did you mama don’t like it? Why don’t you, mister Nostalgia Critic wash your brain and start doing real professional reviews like you did it before with fucking Batman and  Robin, shitty Battlefield Earth and Schwarzenegger movies?

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We are the people of the… shit, it sounds more like constitution! We are the people of the NET, of the free mind want to see the real critique, but not the cheap rants.

You know, Nostalgia the difference between critique and fucking rants? If you do you better turn the name of you show to ANCN = angry nostalgia critic nerd to stand near you know whom and to be a cheap abortion of the mind.

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It looks like we are watching your same jokes about big lipped alligators and “to take over the world” stuff. And that had to be admissible if you were trying to make as much videos in row as it possible to create a fan base. But if you are already have it!?

WHAT THE FUCK?

You got a million fan base! Relax and instead of doing ten shitty rants do 5 or 3 professional quality reviews, it will be more progressive for you, so take that on consideration, you are lousy bastard! :)

Oh yea, and stop doing those comments on your own reviews, it looks silly, its like an opinion on your own opinion.

[five-star-rating]

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The End Of The Film?

In now days we can clearly see that the film industry gradually turns into a digital entertainment, and that is a sad moment. Sad, because the spirit of the true movie, of the film and by a big and true movie I mean only 35mm, has completely lost. Yes we have CGI and other bullshit from our computer games but does it make any sense?

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Does it change something in a movie? From a financial point yes. The movie production becomes cheaper and faster but from the consumer’s… I don’t believe that we have a big choice in 21 centuries, looking at the sleek and glittering digital lights.

The movie art was dead in 20th century when in 70-80 appeared action packed movies. They weren’t bad, but they really pushed on the countdown. Now, we lost not only the art but also the movie making craft. Today it’s a privilege of pro.

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