First of all, I’m not an Windows or Linux jerk, if you think it, reading my headline-NO! I even have an I-pad 1 with all gay applications in it. Yes, I’m a fucking hero, thank you, Steve Jobs! It would be better if your phones and notebooks had to be assembled in the United States Of America, not in fucking China! We don’t want to feed the alien labor forces, destroying our country… 
I apologies fro intolerance, this is a global tax problem and Steve Jobs and Apple Co with no doubt are the best tech leaders.
So, what I don’t like in I-pad 2? $829 dollars! This is the first freaking reason! Oh, really it is a brand new model?! Who will pay for a smart-phone the price of the notebook? The fuck is new there? Number “2″ in the brand name? Okay-okay, its has some new fresh things in it like more powerful processor dual-core, new iOS 4.3. dual cameras, huge screen for a huge American eyes, etc. Do you see some revolutionary in this list? I think its just upgraded I pod 1 and that’s all. But….
If I need a functional multimedia machine I’d better buy a 8-11″ inch laptop-the same size but the price and functionality is more advantageous and fair! The same Apple Mac Book is more preferable for that price and it will be even more fast and long usable in comparison with that candy tablet.
Oh, you need to play 1080p HD video games and watch the movie on it simultaneously calling to you friend, huh? What an asshole you are then. That wasn’t question, that was an assertion. You’d better buy a real thing for gamers like PC notebook Sony P or Think Pad IMHO.
What did Steve Jobs didn’t like it? What he has a USB-phobia? The world is growing and developing and we need sticks to transfer and store the data! The fuck I need to store my confidential business documents in a huge I pads and laptops? What if in one day it all goes online! What if somebody will copy my data?! What if my dog will piss on it? And what if the man from the ghetto will steal it?! Did I pad 2 had a protection from stealing the device? I mean can it automatically re-spawn or return to its owner?
Do I really need to buy from Apple I tunes and Apple TV, the media subscriptions when it’s all around for free? And even its not for free I can buy it anyway without any special applications. Moreover, the shit is going to be addictive and you will forget about your school and parents! You even spend more money on those online services and applications than your Dodge RAM gasoline consumption. Fuck this world!
And this is the only plus of that candy. By the way, I still hate the virtual keyboard! It is not serious for office applications and for serious writers. This shit is seriously for blonds, I’m sorry guys, I’m going to jerk off.
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12 Comments
7:18 pm
bob
the playbook is faster and better qaulity than the i pad.
the playbook apps are better, but the i pad has more kinds of fucking useless and slow apps FUCK THE IPAD
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1:07 pm
A pissed off ipad user
Yeah! U r right! Apple imposed so many restrictions on its fucking ipad! With unusable cameras! Even my nokia 5320 takes better pictures than him! Fucking ego apple! Now, my ipad 2 comes with wifi problem. It has the freaking ability to disconnected from the internet when i’m in the middle of browsing webpages! While the ego apple siad that it is the modem problem. Fucking hell!
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1:48 pm
Kaley
I went to tons of links befroe this, what was I thinking?
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3:20 am
Milly
Wow! Great thinknig! JK
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4:55 am
Chiana
How could any of this be better satted? It couldn’t.
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7:15 pm
bob
the i pad sucks both of them. i have a blackerry tablet and that does way more in quality and speed than the i pad. the i pad has slow internet speeds. u cant multi task. all the fucking apps are slow. i played angry birds on it and it takes 5 minutes just so it can load. fuck the ipad 1 &2
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12:13 am
someone you dont know
i completely agree with everything you said! the ipad 2 is a waste. it has some minor new shit but its nothing you need. I mean come on your gonna look pretty retarded taking a picture with that in your hand! and all that bull shit about its 2 times faster well its true but what are you gonna need to do on the ipad besides check your email and play some games. the ipad 1 was fast enough and it always will be.
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6:09 pm
admin
indeed just another attempt to drain consumer’s money fuck Jobbs!
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3:01 pm
Kayden
That saves me. Thanks for being so snesbile!
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1:10 am
Florance Dannecker
I really enjoyed your post. It was very interesting.
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6:45 pm
Lonitra
Extremely helpful artcile, please write more.
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5:37 pm
Marlien
Shoot, who would have thuoght that it was that easy?
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