Nostalgia Critic Sucks? IMHO
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Nostalgia Critic Sucks?

Hello I’m the prick out of nowhere, I remember it so you don’t have to! First of all, this statement has been said about myself, okay? I love Nostalgia Critic, BUT! There are always many, many butts!

And the first butt from me is – why the intellectual online show has turned out to a low level  ranting and bitching around the same corners? Okay, we  can all understand the severe reality of online show business and competition, we can all  understand that now the Nostalgia Critic project became kinda of job and profit bag for Doug Walker, but why to be so biased towards the kids?

Care Bears reviews? Really? What’s about bitching about kid cartoons, did you mama don’t like it? Why don’t you, mister Nostalgia Critic wash your brain and start doing real professional reviews like you did it before with fucking Batman and  Robin, shitty Battlefield Earth and Schwarzenegger movies?

We are the people of the… shit, it sounds more like constitution! We are the people of the NET, of the free mind want to see the real critique, but not the cheap rants.

You know, Nostalgia the difference between critique and fucking rants? If you do you better turn the name of you show to ANCN = angry nostalgia critic nerd to stand near you know whom and to be a cheap abortion of the mind.

It looks like we are watching your same jokes about big lipped alligators and “to take over the world” stuff. And that had to be admissible if you were trying to make as much videos in row as it possible to create a fan base. But if you are already have it!?

WHAT THE FUCK?

You got a million fan base! Relax and instead of doing ten shitty rants do 5 or 3 professional quality reviews, it will be more progressive for you, so take that on consideration, you are lousy bastard! :)

Oh yea, and stop doing those comments on your own reviews, it looks silly, its like an opinion on your own opinion.

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  1. Apr 21, 2012
    6:49 pm

    Rhyan W

    In all seriousness Nostalgia Critic does suck. I’ve seen videos where you bash films you admit to having never seen (The Rankin/Bass Return of the King). So you can critique a movie you’ve never personally watched? Just proves to me that you don’t know wtf you’re talking about. But yeah, you have however many thousands of drones that watch you religiously and will thumbs down anyone that dares disagree with you. Whatever. You and I both know you’re a lousy film critic.

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  3. Mar 25, 2011
    2:11 pm

    Mr_M

    I have only just read this single post due to wandering apon it, and, unlike everyone else who posted comments, I do not agree and have reasoning against your statements. The nostalgia critic has always been about one thing: His rants. From day 1 with his Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue review, he has been known to go on rants and bitch about everything he finds wrong with the movie. The point of NC is that he ISN’T professional, he’s your average movie-viewer who is more easily angered by the stupidity of the films he is watching. And on top of all that, not all of his reviews are negative. He has done several more thoughtful reviews, particularly in his Old Vs. New and Top 11 segments. And need we forget the tributes for Siskel and Ebert, Drew Struzan, and the Animaniacs tribute which was well over an HOUR LONG? Now you ask why review a kids show/movie? A simple answer that NC himself gave: Being a kids movie does NOT excuse the fact that it was done poorly, and considering that his name is the NOSTALGIA critic, its obvious that kids shows/movies would be included, since they are, in fact, NOSTALGIC. Basically, your stating that he’s not reviewing movies the way he used to, which, to be as blunt as NC himself, is complete Bullshit. The way he reviewed the latest movie, Airborne, was done in the exact same manner he had when he reviewed Batman and Robin and Battlefield Earth, and I hope he continues going the way he has.

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